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Miss Alabama USA 2014 Jesica Ahlberg: Beauty Queen, Actress & Cameo in BANSHEE

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Miss Alabama USA 2014 Jesica Ahlberg on Katherine Webb, her movie cameos and her new title

Jesica Ahlberg may have acted next to Ryan Reynolds and may call Katherine Webb a friend, but that’s not the coolest thing she’s done recently.

The 24-year-old began her official reign as Miss Alabama USA 2014 Saturday, Nov. 16.
“It was just the most overwhelming feeling,” she said. “It’s so hard to describe, maybe a mixture of just shock and joy. I couldn’t believe it. It’s something I’ve wanted for so long.”

She began her pageant career in Florida as a teenager.

“I was never a pageant girl,” she said. “I was asked by a friend to do one of the local preliminary pageants. I did it for fun, I wore my prom dress and I ended up winning,” she said.

She was eventually named the second runner-up in last year's Miss Alabama USA pageant.

Throughout her journeys in the Miss USA pageant network and her most recent competition, she said she made plenty of friends who also celebrated her win along with almost 30 of her loved ones.

“The greatest feeling of the night, though, was after I’d won and they crowned me I just remember turning around and then seeing all of the new friends that I had made running towards me and jumping all over me. That was the coolest thing ever,” she said.

One of those pageant friends includes fellow Auburn grad and Miss Alabama USA 2012 Katherine Webb. Ahlberg calls her a good friend.

“She helped me a lot along the way,” she said. “She helped me pick out wardrobe; she let me borrow a lot of her jewelry.”

Ahlberg said she admires how her friend has handled sudden fame.

“She’s a really good person,”she said.” I see some of the things that people tweet at her and write on her Instagram and it hurts my feelings for her because she really does have a good heart and she’s not trying to ride the coattails of the football team.”

In addition to her newest role as beauty queen, Ahlberg also maintains a career as an actress and a model.

Ahlberg ‘s career began in a very 21st century, internet-savvy way: through Google.

“I didn’t know anything about it, but I’ve always wanted to do it,” she said. “I took it upon myself to Google and figure out everything myself.”

She dove into the acting world by reading books on acting and working with UAB’s Artplay.

She began with a job as an extra on the show “Drop Dead Gorgeous.” She soon followed up with parts on “Necessary Roughness” with John Stamos and “Banshee” on Cinemax. She also has a blink-and-you-miss-it cameo in “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” and a part in the newest “Spongebob Squarepants” movie. 

On the modeling side, she is currently the “Sleeping Face” for Delta Airline’s Business Elite class.
“Acting is just what I absolutely love to do, so I hope that keeps growing,” she said.

When she’s not acting or fulfilling her Miss Alabama USA duties, she volunteers with the Better Basics program in Birmingham to promote literacy.

Ahlberg works with a class at Hayes K-8 School to motivate students to read. She said reading has always been important to her.

“It’s a great way to further yourself in life and it’s very important to education,” she said.

In the meantime, she said she will  continue all of her endeavors while working with trainers and sponsors to prepare for next year’s Miss USA pageant.

“It’s such an honor to be chosen to represent the state at the Miss USA pageant,” she said.

Jesica Ahlberg SVM August 2013 Cover



Jesica Ahlberg: Justin Moore - Point At You





* Nary a mention of her appearance in Banshee on both Twitter and Instagram except for brief announcement at home page. Jessica is playing "Young Layla". Is it a walk-on or are we going to get an eyeful of Miss Alabama in all her glory? You never know with the southern sweethearts. Either you get too-smart-for-their-own-good variety in the biz or the incredibly gullible ones taken for a ride by the Hollywood liberals. To be fair and I'm coming back to Earth for a moment, it's like 1% chance of seeing Jessica naked in the Cinemax series.




Guy Has a Small Penis, Makes a Documentary

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Guy Has a Small Penis, Makes a Documentary

By Matt Bingham

Almost every guy has the same thought at some point in their life: “Is my penis small?”

This guy found out the answer when he asked his girlfriend to marry him and she said “No”. His name is Patrick Moote and he was the star of a viral proposal video that went horribly wrong, which you can see below:

When Moote proposed to his girlfriend at a UCLA basketball game, she turned him down. Why, you ask? Because, he had a small penis.

Instead of bottling up his small-penised shame, Moote decided to make a documentary, the trailer for which you can see above.

Here’s how the film is described on YouTube:
Unhung Hero is the real life journey of Patrick as he boldly sets out to expose this extremely personal chapter of his life by confronting ex-girlfriends, doctors, anthropologists and even adult film stars. Patrick has a lot of turf to cover on his globe trotting adventure to finally answer the age old question: Does size matter?
So, does it? Does size matter? Hopefully, Moote finds out the answer.

Not that I need to know or anything. I’m huge.


Does Size Matter To Women?

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Does Size Matter To Women?


Vanessa Burton
does size really count?Men love their penises. From the time he is born, a man's penis becomes his best friend . He will love it, fondle it, get mad at it(especially when it stops working), respect it, listen to its opinion, and get in trouble for it.
Men are obsessed with their penises, even if they don't realize it. Most men live in constant fear that their manhood is not big enough. What they don't realize is that a recent study, involving 800 men of all shapes, races, and sizes, concluded that the average penis size is 5.5 inches .
So that's the size of an average penis. What's that sound? It's men all over the world breathing a sigh of relief. Now that this revelation has surfaced, let's get down to business.

it's what you do with it

How many times were you made fun of because your penis looked "shrunk"? Were you one of those guys who wouldn't shower after gym class because of embarrassment? You don't have to worry. Women don't care. Who says size counts? A few months ago I was speaking with a friend who told me about one of her encounters with this wonderful lover. She described what they did in detail, and all this time I was wondering how big is this horse that my friend is sexing? Well guess what? He wasn't hung like a horse. As a matter of fact, he was more like a pony. This guy may not have had a big penis, but he certainly knew how to use his magic wand to please her and make her want him.
Women who feel that they aren't pretty or sexy enough because they have small breasts are like men who think that having big penises make them more manly and better lovers. The truth is that these men lack self-esteem and their self-worth is placed into their penises. Sure any woman would like to have a big thick bar to play with and suck on. It's like guys who are obsessed with big breasts.
Women simply don't care about size. There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex. For women, penises are marvelous toys, and no matter what they look like, they will excite women. Women do talk about their men's penises...often. But most of the time, the focus isn't on size; we focus more on what you did with it. In all honestly, we will spend more time talking about whether you wash yourself and smell good, rather than what it looks like.

quality over quantity

Having a bigger organ doesn't hurt, but is it really important, when it comes down to having an intense lovemaking session with your partner(s)? In a recent poll taken among women, 82% agree that the quality of sex is much more important than quantity . In fact, many well hung men are known to be lousy lovers. First of all, if women feel comfortable with who you are, they will overlook penis size. If you are able to stimulate her with your personality , you need to do the same with your penis. Whether a penis is 4,6, or 8 inches, if used properly, it can satisfy her and give her an evening of passion and lust. Men who are still put off by their size shouldn't let their "perceived" size cheat them out of life's best experiences. There are several things you can do to make the night memorable, and by the time it's over, you'll be in bed sweating and panting. The idea is to stay focused on the situation. Don't let your penis take over the night. Let your mind do it.

a piece of advice

This is a bit off topic, but here are some tips for making love to women, especially if you feel your penis does not measure up (no pun intended). Upon seeing an attractive woman, the first thing insecure men will say to themselves is, "when she sees my little friend I hope she doesn't laugh". Shame on you! . The first thing you should tell yourself is, "she's coming with me tonight, in more ways than one". (Side note: I assume most men out there approach women they are attracted to, so I won't talk about how to approach a woman. But here is a little hint: make great eye contact and smile).
Assuming that you score big time in the eye contact department, then what? Make your move to a private environment. Keep your mind on the situation and not what's in your pants. She's accepting the situation at hand, so you should do the same. Use your tongue to lick her face and neck while kissing her. Whisper in her ear how sexy she is, and how hot she makes you. While the situation intensifies, your mind will revert back to your manhood because you know the time for your pants to come off is pending. Just remember this...she's there with you because she wants to feel good and have a great time.
Undress her slowly while kissing and touching her and you'll notice her eyes closing and her heavy breathing. She will want to undress you, so let her remove your shirt and caress your body; but don't let her get too carried away. Remember to stay focused on the situation. If you don't feel comfortable enough to remove your pants and expose yourself, then perhaps you should prepare her.

the final move

Take her hand gently into yours and caress your chest down to your stomach, keep kissing her, and press your body against hers firmly. Then slowly keep your hand moving down your leg and up again, placing her hand right on your crotch. Move your hand on hers, letting her feel your penis. By feeling it over your pants, she'll know what to expect. She'll get excited and will go for your belt. Let her kiss your stomach and chest while she unbuttons your pants and they drop to the floor. The moment your woman starts kissing you in the direction of your penis, you know she wants you . Congratulations gentlemen, you have her...and the rest is up to you, so give her a "Big O" feeling.

Elizabeth Olsen: Interview mag Germany

The Deliveryman Always Cum On Time

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UPS Investigates Racy Photo Taken In Delivery Truck In OKC


The picture showed a bare-chested woman in a UPS shirt and it was posted last week on a personal website by an Oklahoma City area woman who calls herself Mary Ann, a happiness consultant.

OKLAHOMA CITY - A UPS spokesperson said the company is outraged after a photo surfaced revealing one of its metro drivers had a sexual encounter in the back of a delivery truck.

A woman posted the racy picture online.

News 9 spoke with Susan Rosenberg, a spokesperson at the UPS corporate office, who said this is grounds for termination and the company wants to track down the driver immediately.

The picture showed a bare-chested woman in a UPS shirt and it was posted last week on a personal website by an Oklahoma City area woman who calls herself Mary Ann, a happiness consultant.

The caption says, "Look at my naughty time from yesterday."

"What really shocked me is that a driver would put himself in this position, no pun intended, and then allow the pictures to be posted publicly," said Brian Bates, founder of JohnTV.com.

Bates got a hold of the pictures and wrote about them on his website, which exposes prostitution in OKC.

The picture had already been removed from the website at the time of this article.

Bates shared numerous screen shots of Mary Ann's picture and corresponding post.

Bates said Mary Ann's follow-up post graphically described sex with the driver.

"She was touting much more explicit photos of this encounter on a version of her web site that is locked away and it's only for members," Bates said.

Rosenberg said UPS reached out to Bates after seeing his article and that executives were outraged about the driver's sexual encounter on company property.

"It disrespects UPS drivers and customers. This is not behavior we would ever condone for anyone, let alone for our company. We want to assure other drivers and our customers that this will be fully investigated," Rosenberg said.

UPS said Monday it takes the incident very seriously and is working with an area vice unit to track down the driver using truck clues from the pictures.

"He really had nothing to gain and he has everything to lose and not at the time of year you want to be losing your job," Bates added.

Bates said a lot of UPS employees have reached out to him, extremely upset a coworker would do this and eager for the driver to be caught.

News 9 reached out to Mary Ann through her website, but we have not heard back.


Chickasha prostitute photographed having sex in UPS truck

11/19/2013 – Oklahoma — A Oklahoma prostitute apparently had a ‘date’ with a United Parcel Service (UPS) driver and just couldn’t wait to post the resulting photographs online.

We’ve all heard the marketing slogan, “What can brown do for you?” – well, apparently they can have sex in a truck full of your holiday gift giving…..

Yesterday morning a woman, who identifies herself as ‘Mary Ann,’ posted a bear-chested selfie in a UPS shirt in the back of a UPS delivery truck with the following caption…
Redacted version of photo posted by alleged Internet prostitute in a UPS delivery truck.
Redacted version of photo posted by alleged Internet prostitute in a UPS delivery truck.
Because here at JohnTV our sources, snitches, moles and R-and-D are on alert 24/7 we can, with a reasonable amount of certainty, say we have identified ‘Mary Ann’ as a previously charged (and still on probation) prostitute named Tiffany Fay(e) Hawkins, 38, of Chickasha.

Hawkins, who is apparently a HBO ‘Hung’ fan and calls herself a ‘Happiness Consultant,’ was previously arrested, and subsequently criminally charged in Oklahoma County, with felony computer crimes and offering to engage in prostitution.
Tiffany F. Hawkins, aka 'Tiffany Cums' or 'Mary Ann'
Tiffany F. Hawkins, aka ‘Tiffany Cums’ or ‘Mary Ann’
According to court records, Hawkins was stung by Oklahoma City Vice on Jan. 30, 2012 but charges were not filed until Jul. of that same year.

The case was wrapped up in Jan. of this year and Hawkins was given a deferred sentence for both counts and placed on supervised probation until Jan. of 2018.

Apparently ‘supervision by the Oklahoma County District Attorney’s Office’ is a misnomer and should be reworded to simply state Hawkins is required to send the DA’s office $40/month for the next five years for no real reason (or reassurances to the public) whatsoever.

Hawkins, who prior to her 2012 arrest went by the much more colorful alias ‘Tiffany Cums,’ maintains a website with photos, reviews, rates and her schedule…. Which, if her UPS photo caption is accurate, would indicate she was in Oklahoma City on the day UPS made its ‘special delivery.’

Speaking of…. it seems Hawkins did more than show her dangly bits while on her UPS field trip and allegedly ventured into some posed fellatio as indicated in this followup online post…
Mary Ann Followup post 01 Prostitute
For those not in the know ‘BBBJCOF’ stands for (WARNING, pretty graphic, but you are reading a prostitution blog…)Bare Back Blow Job, Cum On Face.

Probably won’t be seeing any of those pics at the UPS employee Christmas party slide show. Though we have a feeling they will most likely be texted amongst fellow drivers and some super secret UPS Investigations Unit.

Speaking of – JohnTV has already been contacted by administrators with UPS (after we tweeted a teaser to this story) and it appears they are, like their driver, not taking this lying down.

Apparently photos forwarded to UPS, along with GPS data will be used to determine who was behind the wheel and the camera when the little game of post office went down.

Personally, JohnTV doesn’t take a stand against prostitution that is 100% consensual, unorganized and behind closed doors (yea, rolling delivery truck doors count – unless its a Lowe’s delivery truck).

BUT, when a prostitute on probation and a working stiff (pun definitely intended) risk so much by posting their antics publicly, then we simply can’t resist ‘poking some fun.’

FYI – In the ad below Hawkins refers to herself as a late 30′s MILF – Based on her photos we’re thinking  ”MILF” to her customers stands for Moment I’d Like to Forget.
Tiffany-Cums-Tiffany-Hawkins-Prostitute-Ad-Redacted


Alexandra Stebbins: Nude (breasts) in Sex Nature Women Food (2012)

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23-years old actressAlexandra Stebbinsall cutesy naked (breasts) with perky tits and energetic sex scene in short Sex Nature Women Food (2012) - Part 1 

More of Alex HERE and HERE


Lady Gaga stole my boyfriend: actress

Alex Stebbins
Alex Stebbins
It was no match.

Smoking-hot actress Alex Stebbins knew she didn’t stand a chance when her boyfriend dumped her to go back to his former love — Lady Gaga.

“I wasn’t going to go toe to toe with Lady Gaga, because that’s like fighting Jesus,” Stebbins told The Post yesterday.

“She’s the most powerful woman in the world, and there’s no winning.”

Stebbins, 21, and Luc Carl, a 29-year-old bartender and drummer, had been together for a year, she said, when Gaga reentered his life.

“She can literally have anything she wants, and I had the one thing she couldn’t have, and that made her want it more.”

Stebbins — who played a bondage pinup girl in an episode of “Law and Order: SVU” — met Carl in August 2009.

“The first thing he told me was that he had a very famous ex-girlfriend. I didn’t care,” she said.

The two began dating.

But trouble started once Gaga heard Carl was dating a new woman.

About three months into their relationship, Stebbins said, the 24-year-old pop superstar started calling and texting Carl.

“Luc ignored her. He said he was done with her. All they did was fight,” Stebbins said.

“She’d pick at him for anything, and he couldn’t take it. He said she was a very jealous person.”

Stebbins said Gaga was the only problem in their otherwise “perfect relationship.”

“It was really hard to be with someone who has a really famous ex-girlfriend who would stop at nothing to get him back,” she griped.

Last June, Carl took Stebbins to Las Vegas for her birthday.

When they returned, she found she had run out of Luc.

Carl confessed that the day before heading west, Gaga had showed up at their apartment in Brooklyn’s Carroll Gardens.

She stayed for half an hour, begged for him to come back, and he agreed.

Later, when Gaga made a spectacle of herself at Citi Field — stripping to her underwear and flipping the bird during a Met game — Carl was with her, according to Stebbins.

“It was so in my face,” she said. “It felt like I got punched in the gut.”

Reps for Gaga and Carl declined comment.


6 unexpected consequences of the Porn Filter

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Six unexpected consequences of the porn filter

As the Government moves to introduce a new 'opt in' system for online pornography, Ed Cumming wonders what will happen to Britain as we know it

A pornography website. Internet porn block plans 'not feasible', ISPs tell Government
An opt in filter on porn websites will soon affect 9 out of 10 British households
By Ed Cumming

David Cameron is introducing a new law to make households have to opt in to access adult content on the internet.

His idea is to make it harder for children to access pornography. Because heaven knows, if there's one thing adults have over today's children, it's a rudimentary grasp of IT.

On the other hand, we can look also forward some side effects to his new rules. Here are a few.  

1) The end of the 'Boomerang' trend
Young people around Britain, finding themselves with a worthless degree, no job and plenty of debt, have taken to moving back in with their parents. The trend has spawned some irritating new words like 'kippers' and 'boomerang children', but also some hard-hitting lifestyle features.
The attractions are obvious. Free food, free laundry, unlimited free wifi, 24-7. Ah yes. Cameron has suggested that couples will have to have a "conversation" about turning the filter off. But how about having that conversation with your mother?

2) A rise in other dodgy activities, to create a front for 'innocent' porn browsing
Cameron's harmful content filter will include nasties other than porn. Yet for the average British middle class, middle aged man, nothing is as embarrassing to talk about than sex. Expect a rise in weirder requests to cover the more mundane.
'Darling, that stupid filter isn't letting me get at my snuff videos.'
'Darling, I want to cyber-bully some children.'
'Darling, I want to buy a gun.'

3) The return of 'old Soho'
Talk to any alcoholic Londoner of a certain age for long enough and they will start banging on about 'Old Soho', a mythical and probably fictitious place where it was impossible to walk ten yards without falling down some stairs into Jeffrey Bernard.
This sordid Shangri La was built on a foundation of skin mags and 20p peep shows. Now that these men will be deprived of fibreoptic release, will we see a return of Soho's flesh business? Quite apart from anything else, it would be satisfying to see some of those no-reservation sharing plate smuggeries be forced to turn back into second-rate strippies.

4) New life for pubs
Before the days of reliable home broadband, a friend used to go to the pub at the end of the road to avail himself of theirs. He would sit in a corner, nursing a half-pint of ale while his half-closed laptop quietly streamed his needs. Then he would return home, happy and sober, to go about his business.
Pubs are shutting at an alarming rate – the porn ban could be just the shot in the arm they need.

5) A rise in specialist networks
The "conversation" is something adult couples will not want to have, which means they will put a price on not having it. How much will diffident spouses pay for a service that discreetly circumvents the need? A tenner? £1,000? Expect canny entrepreneurs to set up localised 'open' networks and charge handsomely for it.
In the olden days every school had a "Porn King". Now every neighbourhood will, too: perhaps operating out of an unmarked van like FBI agents in films. Or they could hide in plain sight: it would be a sure revenue-booster for Ocado.

6) The saving of marriage
There is an alternative view: that our Prime Minister, horrified by the ongoing destruction of traditional Christian marriage, has hit upon the perfect solution. After 1,000 days of patiently celibate non-confrontation of "the internet issue", husbands and wives will glance up over the marmalade. "Well, darling, I suppose we could always."
"What?"
"You know. Like we used to."
"Oh right."
"Yes."
"Gosh."
"Golly."
"But I suppose we could."

It will be deeply romantic, like a 21st century David Lean film.
Brief Encounter 2: Another Brief Encounter, perhaps. Brief Encounter 2: Briefer Still. Briefs Encounter. Briefer Encounter.

We always knew that good manners would save us. We just didn't know how.


Jaimie Sullivan: nekkid modeling [Clouded Thoughts]


What America Can't Admit About the 'Millennial' Generation

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What America Can't Admit About the 'Millennial' Generation

Executive Editor Jason Pargin (aka David Wong) joins Cracked Editor-in-Chief Jack O'Brien for a discussion about millennials: why older generations seem to simultaneously fear and hate them, why a generation of people who don't want to be employed might help our economy, and why millennials may actually be better adapted for a jobless future than everybody else. Throw on your headphones and click play above, go here to subscribe on iTunes or download it here.





Edita Vilkevičiūtė: Lui [December/January 2013/14]

On the Road Again

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I took my motorcycle out for a ride and ran into an old friend. We ended up spending a lot of time getting re-acquainted with each other.     Pat always did know how to make my motor purr.

Me out on my bike looking for trouble, wearing my special holiday antlers.


Running into Pat out on his bike.



Pat, striking another pose.
  



Part 2 to follow soon, where we renew our old friendship.

Late Night Visit from Santa

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Chloe is certainly popular with Santa and his helpers. She got a late night visit from Santa last night while she was putting presents under the tree.   Santa decided to pass on the cookies and took advantage of Chloe.  He seemed to be quite happy when he left.  
 
 
 

 



Photos by Wolf. Santa has been a bad boy and his entire escapades can be seen on
Wolf's blog: Late Night Santa.

Shemale - Ana Paula, Bailey and Bianca

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